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For Le Jing, relying on these two eyes, it is easy to become a national teacher.
But you have to take one bite at a time, and you can't become fat if you eat one bite at a time.
The most urgent task right now is for him to earn money to fill his stomach first, and then get enough living expenses. Otherwise, he would starve to death and freeze to death before he became a national teacher.
So now he might as well play a cameo role as a fortune teller.
There were people coming and going on the street, and he just squinted his eyes for a few minutes before he became dizzy and his brain throbbed.
No wonder Yuanshen was stupid.
He rubbed his temples, and swept his eyes to the street. He didn't want to take a closer look, so he randomly picked a passerby who was walking towards him, and planned to stop him when he approached.
He has already thought up the lines, to the effect that son, you may have trouble in the near future if your seal is black, if you want to turn evil into good fortune, just listen to me.
However, the plan cannot keep up with the changes.
Just before Le Jing opened his mouth, the passer-by turned a corner and stopped in front of an old man who set up a stall on the opposite side of the road.
The old man was wearing a dark gray Taoist uniform, his eyes were closed tightly, and a white hanging flag was fluttering in the wind by his hand. On it was written "One Gua to solve a thousand worries" in five big splashed ink characters.
Le Jing narrowed his eyes, then frowned deeply.
For some reason, he couldn't see the cause and effect in this old man.
The passer-by asked anxiously and angrily: "You said last time that my wife must have given birth to a boy, but yesterday my wife gave birth to another girl! You are not cheating money, are you?!"
The old man's expression remained unchanged, and he said indifferently: "I hope my little brother is careful. I have been in the industry for decades and my reputation is well-known. It is impossible to cheat money. What did I test for you last time?"
"You gave me a horoscope."
"Tell me your horoscope again, and I will do the math."
The passer-by said his horoscope again.
The old man pinched his hands, recited formulas, and tossed copper coins. Then he wondered, "You shouldn't, no matter how I calculate, you should have a son this year Wait a minute, tell me your daughter-in-law's birthday."
After hearing the passers-by's answers, the old man pinched his hands in a dignified manner, murmured something, and picked up the tortoise shell on the side to measure the good and bad, which seemed quite bluffing.
After this set of procedures came down, the old man looked stunned, stroked his beard and sighed: "So that's the case, I was negligent, I didn't expect it"
Passers-by quickly asked: "What's the matter, master, but my mother-in-law's horoscope is wrong?"
The old man Wei Bucha nodded, and first talked about a lot of mysterious and mysterious theories, and finally made an inscrutable conclusion: "Your horoscope is Yin, and your wife's horoscope is Fire, this is difficult to tolerate, naturally it is difficult for the child to breathe .¡±
The passer-by was stunned for a few seconds, and slapped his thigh hard: "Stinky woman, no wonder I can't have a son. No matter how hard I work, what's the use of not getting enough land? Master, look, do I have to divorce my wife and remarry?"
Lejing:
Is he watching a low-level deception?
Although he didn't know why he couldn't see the karma of this fortune teller, he was sure that this old man was a charlatan.
Even if he doesn't use his eyes to see the cause and effect of the passer-by, Le Jing also knows the reason why the passerby can't give birth to a son: it has nothing to do with his wife, it's purely his own problem. Biology has proved that boys and girls are determined by the man. Because the woman only has x chromosomes, but the man has xy chromosomes, only the combination of x chromosomes and y chromosomes for fertilization, fertilization and egg sex is a man. So it is not a question of whether the ground is fertile or not, but a question of seeds.
Although this man is vicious and stupid, Le Jing is not interested in meddling in his own business, and it is actually a good thing for his wife to divorce him.
Lejing's top priority at the moment is to earn money for food and get out of the current predicament.
He turned his eyes to the street, ready to look for new candidates again.
Four and a half children ran over bouncing around, and stopped at the same time when they passed by Lejing.
"Hey, idiot!"
"This fool is really hard-fated. It's so cold that he didn't freeze to death."
"Zhang Ji, didn't your father say that the fool had been beaten to death by him? Why is he still alive?"
"Is this fool really that evil? I heard that your grandma was hit by a car, your brother fell into the water, and your father chopped off his fingers while chopping meat. He cursed them all?"
The one they called Zhang Ji was a fat man with a fat waist and a round face. Hearing the questions from his friends one after another, his face became more and more gloomy, and he looked at Le Jing with naked, naked, naked eyes. malicious.
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