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Chapter 4: How Pigs became Holy

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    Author: A leaf among thousands of flowers does not stick to the body

    On this day, Zhu Ba's ancestor was driving a goldfish around, thinking about where there is a bargain, where there is a sap to strike, and suddenly saw a bright light shooting into the sky in the distance, Zhu Ba's mind was moved, and he pinched his fingers slightly to calculate, for a long time  , laughed loudly and said: "The luminous thing in front is the opportunity for the ancestor to become holy." After saying that, he urged the goldfish to turn into a streamer and go out towards the light.  Aunt Gou is in a restless mood today, as if she has a premonition that something big will happen.  The aunt thought about it for a long time, but she didn't think that she didn't seem to go out to play the autumn wind in recent days. She calmed down, tightened the only piece of rag on her chest that could cover her body, and said to herself: "This cloth, my mother, is the most stingy cloth from the town.  The old man Chen got it, not only blackmailed him five taels of silver, but also changed his underwear into my mother's tube top, this deal is really good, but it's a pity that the underwear is too small." Zhu Ba came to the sky above the town,  Seeing Big Mama scratching her head and posing at the interface, Zhu Ba pressed down her cloud head, stood in the crowd, narrowed her eyes and stared at the rag on Aunt Gou's chest, and looked at the rag that was gradually restrained in light, Zhu Ba secretly said: "This thing is quite similar to my previous life.  The corset and swimsuit used by the girl, I don¡¯t care, grab it first and then talk about it.¡± Aunt Gou was thinking about who to hang with today, when she suddenly felt a chill in her chest, but saw that the rags on her chest were gone, and the two lumps of fat were exposed to everyone¡¯s eyes, the aunt raised her head  When I took a look, I saw a kind-looking fat man with a rag in his hand, looking at himself a lot, the aunt was overjoyed, and no longer cared about covering her chest, she rushed straight at Zhuba, and said to herself: "Today, my old lady met a fat sheep.  Now, you bring it to your door yourself, don¡¯t blame the old lady for being sharp.¡± Under the ghostly eyes of the people around, Zhu Ba slowly put the rags picked up from Aunt Gou¡¯s body on his body, and for a while, Zhu Ba¡¯s body was full of greenness  , a white mist appeared on the top, and there was a pig in the fog. The size of this pig was variable. When it was big, it was like a mountain.  He shouted: "Nanwu ancestors are lowly." The ancestors kept raising their middle fingers when they passed by, and everyone said "Damn, fuck."  The old ancestor was overjoyed when he became a saint. He pointed his finger at the heaven and earth and said, "The old ancestor saw through the way of heaven and proved the way with rape.  Aunt Gou from the land said: "You have made great achievements in helping the ancestor to become a saint. The ancestor accepted you as a disciple and gave you the title [Swimsuit Fairy]." Looking at Grandma Gou's face and her bucket-like waist, she immediately changed her words: "  Give me the title [Swimsuit Demon King]. From now on, practice with me and work hard, and you will be like a teacher, and you will be expected to succeed in heaven." After finishing speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and disappeared into the small town with Aunt Gou.  In the Shangqing Palace, Lao Tzu, Yuan Yuan, Tong Tian, ??Jie Yin and other six sages looked at the scene of pigs becoming holy in the mirror, and pointed at each other in unison: "Fellow daoist, I can't wait!"

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