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Chapter 713 I can¡¯t eat it, so don¡¯t even think about it!

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    "Boy, I am just trying to eat you as a black dog. How can you be so embarrassed? Those who don't know think you are dead, daddy?"

    Looking at Liu Deng¡¯s frowning face, the old man said angrily.

    Liu Deng rolled his eyes at him, not bothering to get to know him.

    "I will never take other people's things for nothing, so don't worry. As long as you are willing to listen to me, I will ensure that your trip to Chang'an will go smoothly and you will return to the country of Dai in full!"

    The old man said casually while pouring wine into his jade gourd.

    "I can handle this matter myself, so why do you need to take action? How about I find some beautiful girls to accompany you?"

    Liu Deng suddenly became energetic, blinked and said.

    "I'm pretty, but you're dead! I'm already over a hundred years old, can I still harm other girls? I'm not Liu Bang's shameless old man!"

    Seeing him calling Liu Bang by his first name, the corners of Liu Deng's mouth twitched. He was so smart.

    If you have the ability, you can run to the Xuanshi Hall and shout

    ¡°My old man doesn¡¯t dare to go to the Xuanshi Palace, but there¡¯s no problem in shouting in your carriage!¡±

    The old man seemed to hear Liu Deng¡¯s inner voice and spoke again.

    "You, you can read minds?"

    Liu Deng looked like he had seen a ghost. This is impossible. How can there really be someone in this world who can understand what others are thinking?

    "This is my old man's ability. Otherwise, how about you kneel down to me now, kowtow three times, and accept me as your teacher, and I will teach you this skill. How about it?"

    Zhang Shisan looked at Liu Deng seductively.

    "Have you finished your studies? Will we join you in performing arts?"

    Liu Deng couldn¡¯t help but curl his lips, what are you kidding?

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    Is there something wrong with this brain?

    When Liu Dong said this, the old man was stunned. He suddenly realized that the ability that he was proud of had turned into something that was despised by this boy.

    "shut up!"

    Zhang Shisan had a dark face, pointed at Liu Deng and cursed angrily.

    "Senior, we are about to enter Chang'an City. If you follow me, you will attract attention soon. Otherwise, you can avoid suspicion?"

    Liu Deng blinked his eyes, looked at the old man and said with hope.

    "Stop talking nonsense, so what if they recognize me? I'm not Liu Hou? Who dares to chirp with me, aren't you afraid that I will pick the seeds off his head in the middle of the night?"

    The old guy was talking and drinking. After he finished speaking, he boldly grabbed a dog leg and started biting it.

    The evil deeds looked like he had not eaten for more than ten days. Just looking at the food made Liu Deng drool

    However, just when Liu Dengbei reached out to grab a piece of meat, only half of the bone was left in the old man's hand, and he hit Liu Dengbei on the back of his hand.

    "This is not something that princes and kings should eat!"

    The old man rolled his eyes and said.

    Liu Deng really hates it so much that his teeth itch. Tnd, if you eat what I have and drink what I have, you have no objection to me eating a piece of meat myself.

    Is there anyone more unreasonable than this one in this world?

    "Senior is right, this is indeed not something that princes and kings should use! Come here, give me a deer leg, stew it and serve it carefully!"

    Liu Deng took a deep breath and then ordered outside.

    "That's right! The king should eat what the king should eat. Such a small dog is not enough for my old man to eat!"

    The old man was eating meat and drinking wine, and he still had time to mumble.

    "Senior is right. In this day and age, the common people themselves still don't have enough to eat. Who knows if such wild dogs in the countryside grew up eating shit!"

    Liu Deng suddenly said seriously.

    "Pfft¡ª¡ª"

    The sip of old wine Zhang Shisan had just taken into his mouth spurted out. If Liu Deng hadn't acted quickly, he would have sprayed him all over his face.

    "You fucking did it on purpose."??¡±

    Zhang Shisan had a depressed look on his face. This kid definitely did it on purpose. Looking at the mountain-like bones on the table, how could he eat the dog meat in his hand?

    And not only was it impossible to eat, there was even a faint churning in the chest and abdomen, and the whole person almost vomited

    "Senior, please forgive me, but this one belongs to the boy. Maybe the one you ate didn't grow up eating shit?"

    Liu Deng said, showing his big white teeth.

    That bright smile made the old man have the urge to slap him to death.

    Liu Deng felt proud for a while. If you don¡¯t let me eat it, you won¡¯t be able to eat it if I can¡¯t eat it. Let¡¯s just break up!

    Zhang Shisan finally understood that this brat was deliberately looking for trouble.

    But at this time, he really has nothing to do with Liu Deng. After all, this kid is his long-term meal ticket. If you slap him to death, who will you eat in the future?

    So the old man could only stare at Liu Deng fiercely, looking at Liu Deng with such fierce eyes that his heart went crazy.

    When the accompanying cook brought the thinly stewed venison, the old man brought it to him in a matter of course.

    Fortunately, this time the old man did not eat alone. Liu Deng, a douchebag, climbed up the pole, took out a pair of chopsticks, and naturally joined the team of destroying the food.

    But eating meat is all about eating meat, and Liu Deng had no interest at all in the jar of wine on the table.

    This thing is basically pure alcohol, just use a pinch of fire to make it. I really don¡¯t know how these drunkards drank this thing into their stomachs.

    Especially this old man, this damn wine is 70% alcohol. In just a short period of time, the old man has drank almost two kilograms. Liu Deng is even looking forward to what this old man will do after he drinks too much.  look.

    ¡°Don¡¯t worry, kid, I¡¯m by your side to help you solve your problems. You won¡¯t lose on this deal!¡±

    When Zhang Shisan spoke, he was already a bit tongue-tied.

    "My biggest problem now is how to pass His Majesty's test. Can you, old man, do it?"

    Looking at his drunken appearance, Liu Deng rolled his eyes.

    Although he was a little curious about the old man's martial arts, he was really lazy.

    "When I think of those peerless martial arts, which can take hundreds or even decades, I might as well forget it and just be a vassal king. Wouldn't it be nice for him?"  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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