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I am very sleepy now, dizzy, my whole body is sore, and I am nauseated and retching.
I realized very deeply that it was unquestionably a shameful act to carry a superwoman with a speed of 210 kilometers per hour on her shoulders at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night and run back and forth for hundreds of kilometers. What was even worse was that after a night of tossing, I still persisted. When I came to class, I couldn't help but have a very scary thought - could my latent M attribute be finally activated?
¡shudder!
After morning self-study, the classroom was as chaotic as an alley when the urban management arrived. There were noisy voices and over-energetic students running around everywhere, ranging from the U.S. selling missiles to Taiwan to the school cafeteria asking what to cook for lunch today. How could primitive people think of barbecue food as far back as tens of thousands of years ago? As recently as the school shooting that happened yesterday, it seems that all the possible topics in the world are concentrated in this small classroom, where massive amounts of information are collected, distributed and then processed. In all kinds of strange ways, it is estimated that not many people can understand what they say without subtitles.
In this noisy environment, I just want to have a good sleep.
Of course, it¡¯s best to sleep lying down if possible.
In a trance, I saw a black shadow rushing towards me, with the sound of whistling wind.
You don¡¯t need to look carefully to know who the other person is. The name of this dark figure is Zhao Hang. He is the first friend I made after coming to this school. Unlike me, who transferred to this school after high school, Zhao Hang graduated from junior high school. I have been going to school here since the beginning. I know this school far better than I do. He also helped me a lot when I first started school. Apart from his somewhat awkward personality, he is also a very good person. His most obvious characteristic is It¡¯s the body that can move a mountain of meat and his agility that is completely inconsistent with his weight. It is said that this guy¡¯s weight has reached 190 kilograms and there are faint signs of breaking through the 200 mark. In the words of the squad leader, he is selling enough. The whole class is free for two years
"Chen Jun! Wake up! Is this how you got up early in the morning? Did you stay up all night last night?"
I raised my head, and the bloodshot eyes made the big fat man in front of me startle.
"Hey, Chen Jun, what's wrong with you? Did you really stay up all night last night? How could you sneak out and surf the Internet with your sister watching?"
"I said that I met with terrorists last night, do you believe it or not?"
"I don't believe it." Zhao Hang shook his head firmly, with waves of fat on his face.
"Then there is no common language" I said, my eyelids involuntarily showing signs of closing again, and my voice gradually became blurry.
"Hey, wake up, wake up, don't be busy sleeping yet, I have big news here, do you want to hear it?"
¡°The buns in the cafeteria are on sale at noon?¡±
"That's not true."
"Let's go, I won't send you away"
Looking at me closing my eyelids again, Zhao Hang was helpless.
However, although I was not interested in this guy's news at all, it did not mean that others were not interested. Soon a voice came out in time to save Comrade Zhao Hang's young heart that was suffering from shock.
Qianqian, who always likes to listen to all kinds of gossip, came over and asked curiously: "Pangpang, what's the news?"
"Our menopausal head teacher had a big family incident and resigned!"
The whole class was quiet for a few seconds, and then suddenly became excited. Everyone was attracted by the news and came forward to find out the news - now I couldn't sleep at all.
"Okay, okay!" Zhao Hang waved his hand suddenly, glanced triumphantly at the expectant students around him, and then said slowly: "The focus is later - do you want to know who our new class teacher is?"
The students were silent for two seconds, and then they bent over and grabbed their stools in unison.
"Wait, I said it, I said it!" Faced with vanity and a small life, Zhao Hang wisely chose the latter, "She is a great beauty!"
"Ah¡ª¡ª" everyone shouted in unison, and then said in unison: "Just follow your aesthetics?"
Student Zhao Hang's aesthetics have always been a matter of great interest to everyone. It seems that in this person's eyes, as long as a woman does not affect the appearance of the city, she can be called a beauty. Later, there were rumors that as long as she is a woman, she can win classmate Zhao Hang. The most recent version of the discernment is that Zhao Hang has expanded this scope to include any non-men.?? range, and it is optimistically estimated that this range may even extend to Brother Chun in the near future
Therefore, no one had any hope for the "beautiful" head teacher in Zhao Hang's words.
Seeing everyone's cold reactions, the fat man became a little anxious. He said loudly: "What's your reaction? What I said is true! She is a long-haired beauty! Not only do I think so, there are two people passing by. My buddy said so too!¡±
It seems that this guy has a little bit of self-awareness about his own aesthetics. At least he knows how to find a normal person to prove it for himself. Of course, we do not rule out the possibility that there are other people who have such a special aesthetics.
Seeing that everyone still looked unconcerned, Zhao Hang flicked his sleeves: "You will know in a while, the first class is the new class teacher's class. Let's see what you have to say then! Huh, he is definitely a long-haired girl. Beauty!"
Seeing Zhao Hang like this, everyone couldn't help but be a little doubtful, and had a little bit of expectation for the legendary "long-haired beauty class teacher".
As for mewhy did I feel very uneasy when Zhao Hang said the words "long-haired beauty"?
At this moment, the school bell rang.
Everyone returned to their seats at a very fast speed, waiting with bated breath for the arrival of the legendary beautiful head teacher.
A burst of rhythmic footsteps sounded outside the door, and then a beautiful woman with waist-length hair and a curvy figure who looked like she was in her early 20s walked in.
"Wow¡ª¡ª" all the animals shouted in unison.
¡°Ah¡ª¡ª¡± all the women were shocked and envious.
I slid under the table with a squeak.
I know this, the long-haired sister who almost became the President of the United States last night
"Hello, classmates, I am your new class teacher. I will be responsible for your Chinese classes from now on. My name is Pan Lingling. I hope I can get along with you happily in the next six months" the long-haired beauty on the podium said with a pleasant smile. As he stood, his eyes swept over me from time to time.
I thought your first sentence should be: "Ignorant Earthlings, you have been conquered! Quickly put down your weapons and obey the leadership of our Xiling Empire!" or something like that.
I simply don¡¯t know how this class passed. Having such an unstable factor standing on the podium really affected me a lot and made me feel like I was on pins and needles. But fortunately, all the animals in the class were fascinated by this alien terrorist. I was so fascinated that no one thought there was anything wrong with me being restless.
After class, the first thing I did was to go to the junior high school to find Pandora and ask what was going on.
When I just ran down the stairs of the teaching building, a tall man and I bumped into each other hard.
"Ah, sorry, sorry!" I said in a panic, then turned around and left.
Three seconds later, he turned back again.
The tall man who I bumped into just now was standing there upright. When he saw me turning back, he saluted with a military salute of the Xiling Empire.
"How many ** did you print last night?" I asked with a sullen face.
"Report to the Emperor! We have printed enough cash to support all imperial commanders to live in this world for four to five months." The man in front of him was none other than one of the ** duo last night. "I promise not to comment on this. The impact on the world's economy has been too great. Within this time, we should be able to build up enough self-sustaining power - oh, by peaceful means, as you command."
"Then what are you doing here now?"
"Report to the emperor, I have successfully become a teacher in this school!"
As expected
"What do you teach them?" I am very curious about what this big brother who was printing ** can teach the students.
¡°Ideological, political and legal basis!¡± the ** man in front of me replied confidently.
I feel that the next generation of people on earth is experiencing a premeditated disaster!
Downstairs in the teaching building of the junior high school, Pandora seemed calm and calm when facing my questions.
"According to your order, they each found suitable jobs, and considering your safety issues, I arranged them around this school."
"Well, I don't doubt whether they have the corresponding ability. I have another question - how do they find a job? In any case, how can they find a job in less than half a day? How can they find a job? I know they just came into this world last night!"
"Brother, do you still remember the commander who teleported into the tree trunk yesterday?"
I suddenly thought of the unlucky guy who had his burrs picked off all night.
"Has that guy been cleanly removed?" I am still very concerned about the safety of my men.
"Almost, the rest of the digestion is gone," Pandora said in a nonchalant tone, "That guy is the commander of the psychic assault force, and what he is best at is group psychic interference."
¡Can I think that aliens have brainwashed Earthlings?
Although I still feel that something is wrong, I can only reluctantly accept this result. Anyway, I can't think of any good way to accommodate these 300 people.
So, without anyone noticing, an alien invasion was completed in such a muddle-headed manner (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com)The unlucky guy picked burrs all night.
"Has that guy been cleanly removed?" I am still very concerned about the safety of my men.
"Almost, the rest of the digestion is gone," Pandora said in a nonchalant tone, "That guy is the commander of the psychic assault force, and what he is best at is group psychic interference."
¡Can I think that aliens have brainwashed Earthlings?
Although I still feel that something is wrong, I can only reluctantly accept this result. Anyway, I can't think of any good way to accommodate these 300 people.
So, without anyone noticing, an alien invasion was completed in such a muddle (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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