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And they were not kept waiting too long. Jiang Siming's army really appeared in front of the valley entrance.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were so excited that their hearts almost jumped out of their chests.
The two of them hid at the end of the valley, following all the soldiers in the most inconspicuous grass, not even daring to come out for fear of alarming Jiang Siming.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang both prayed crazily in their hearts, Jiang Siming must enter the valley!
But what shocked them was that Jiang Siming and his army had already reached the mouth of the valley, but suddenly stopped and refused to go in.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were so anxious that they couldn't help but shout softly: "Come in, come in quickly"
But no matter how they prayed, it seemed to have no effect. Jiang Siming remained silent and stopped at the mouth of the valley.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang initially doubted whether Jiang Siming had seen through their plan?
But what he did next made him dumbfounded. Jiang Siming seemed to be holding back something very uncomfortable. He got off the horse, quickly found a corner, and started
Pee!
Yes, this guy is really peeing
Depend on!
Liu and Zhu were unable to complain in their hearts. This move at the critical moment was really scary. They thought they had been seen through.
"It's okay. When Jiang Siming finishes urinating, he will definitely continue to enter the valley. Just wait with peace of mind.
The two of them began to wait quietly, watching the back of Jiang Siming peeing leisurely. Unfortunately, this guy did not pee in front of them.
"Otherwise, it is estimated that these hundreds of thousands of men will go crazy with jealousy. Why can this guy be so 'majestic'?" ? ?
If Zhuge Liang saw it, he would probably have a marksman perform a physical castration on Jiang Siming.
I told you to snatch away my Yueying and make you have a horde of wives and concubines!
Let you become a eunuch and have many descendants, hahahaha!
This vicious thought went through Zhuge Liang's mind, but it was just a pleasure in his mind.
Liu Bei¡¯s army was still waiting hard for Jiang Siming to finish urinating.
But I don¡¯t know why, after Jiang Siming peed, he didn¡¯t get on his horse. Instead, he went into the woods and didn¡¯t come out for a long time.
How long has it been? Not finished yet? How many liters of urine is this?
Liu Bei even wanted to ask: You drank all the water from the Yangtze River last night, right? Peeing so much?
In ancient times, there was no concept of frequent urination, urgency of urination, and incontinence of urination. Otherwise, they would definitely think that there was something wrong with Jiang Siming's prostate.
After waiting for a while, Jiang Siming still didn¡¯t show up.
Zhuge Liang began to be suspicious, but then Sima Yi's operation surprised him.
I saw Sima Yi grabbing a bunch of leaves and shouting loudly: "My lord, I marched in a hurry and didn't bring toilet paper (toilet paper), so I only found leaves."
After saying that, Sima Yi ran into the woods.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang looked at each other in the grass, and they wanted to curse: "His uncle!"
After peeing, you poop again? ? Why the hell do you have so many things going on!
This is a war, not a trip?
Jiang Siming, can you respect us a little bit?
But even so, they still had to wait quietly, not daring to make any movement.
Compared to letting Jiang Siming fall into a trap, this little bit of waiting is nothing.
After a while, Jiang Siming finally came out of the woods, and even lifted his pants, showing a happy and comfortable look.
Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were speechless for a while. Can you get on your horse and enter the valley quickly?
Jiang Siming finally got on the horse, but his eyes were looking towards the direction of the valley. Although there was no one there, he seemed to have seen through everything.
And there was a half-smiling expression on his face.
Liu Bei looked suspicious. Why was this man looking at the valley and giggling? Are you stupid for taking a poop?
But then, Jiang Siming suddenly shouted to the valley: "Big-eared thief, have you been waiting for Gu to enter the valley?"
Liu Bei was stunned for a moment, and Zhuge Liang's eyes also blurred!
Then Jiang Siming¡¯s voice came again: ¡°Look behind you!¡±
Liu Bei subconsciously looked back towards the end of the valley and saw a dense group of soldiers outside the valley.
Liu Bei was so frightened that he almost lost his soul and screamed subconsciously.
Zhuge Liang is not much better.
When you are fully focusedWhen you look at a direction very carefully, when you turn your head inadvertently, you find tens of thousands of strange and murderous eyes squatting next to you.
It would be strange not to be frightened.
"No! Lord, we have fallen into a trap! Run!" Zhuge Liang instantly understood that his plan had been seen through by Jiang Si Mingxiao.
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Form a counter-ambush and counter-encirclement.
Zhuge Liang's scalp went numb when he thought that the valley was full of kerosene and hay. They must not be blocked in the valley! Must rush out!
"Lord, rush out quickly, or we will be doomed!" Zhuge Liang got up and crawled.
Liu Bei also knew the seriousness of the matter. He stood up in a hurry, called his soldiers, and broke out towards the end of the valley, trying to rush out.
But as soon as they reached the end of the valley, these tens of thousands of soldiers suddenly picked up a piece of identical equipment.
Liu Bei took a closer look and saw that these soldiers were holding crossbow arrows!
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Liu Bei had never even seen it, but he vaguely felt that something was not good, so he quickly pulled a few soldiers and put them in front to block them.
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Tens of thousands of crossbow arrows were fired continuously, without stopping, tens of thousands of soldiers, at this moment, fired nearly tens of thousands of crossbow arrows.
Liu Bei's soldiers who ran to the front were shot into a hornet's nest on the spot. Thousands of soldiers fell to the ground in less than a second, dead and injured.
Fortunately, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang hid behind the enemy's trap and avoided sudden death.
"They need to pack their arrows, let's take advantage of the opportunity and charge!" Liu Bei thought the other party was holding bows and arrows.
After all, he has never seen a crossbow that can shoot continuously.
This is also the first time Jiang Siming has used a newly developed weapon.
The soldiers believed it and rushed towards the end of the valley again, but what greeted them was a new round of arrows.
This time the casualties were even greater. Liu Bei couldn't believe it: "What kind of bow and arrow is this? Why is it so fast to load arrows!"
"My lord, these are crossbow arrows. I have seen them at Huang Chengyan's home before. Huang Chengyan must have developed them for him. These crossbow arrows can shoot several rounds in a row!"
Zhuge Liang said with envy that if he had defeated Yueying, Huang Chengyan would definitely give him this skill.
It¡¯s a pity that it¡¯s too late to say anything now.
"Jiang Bei, you and I are irreconcilable!"
Liu Bei cursed angrily, but before he finished speaking, the sound of horse hooves came from behind.
Jiang Siming, led his troops to fight in!
This time I really got dumped
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