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    In the middle of winter, I never lie in a greenhouse again.  There is nothing more pleasant than bathing in the warm sunshine and breathing the oxygen-rich air.  What's more, there is a beautiful maid by his side.  If you have nothing to do, peel a grape and stuff it with a date.

    Yunhao is now living an enviable and crazy life, holding a book in his hand and reading it with relish.

    Since I created "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", the craze for writing novels has become stronger and stronger.  "The Past of Mr. Guan - Confessions of a Fugitive Murderer", "The Stories Zhuge Liang and Da Qiao Have to Tell", "Zhang Fei and Xia Houyuan - The Days We Became Weng's Son-in-law Together" and many more are outstanding.  Excellent works, and a large number of loyal readers.

    There are also some pseudonyms simply called novel characters. For example, the author named Zhang Fei wrote an academic book "On Pig Slaughtering Technology and Killing Skills" and "Zhang Fei Seizes Big Opportunities".  The author named Guan Yu, his books are "On Seven Ways of Guan Yu's Start" and "Guan Yu's Tips for Purification After Charge".

    This man named Liu Bei is even more powerful.  The book is "Young Wife Sun Shangxiang".

    My hands are so wet!  Damn it, this is clearly pornography.

    The naked maid sat on Yunhao, who was covered in sweat.  Damn it, pornographic articles are so harmful.  Yunhao feels that if he can¡¯t read these books in the future, it would be more exciting to read them.

    It seems that the Tang Dynasty¡¯s books are going to have a grading system, and people¡¯s hearts are dirty.  Matters concerning men and women range from His Majesty the Emperor to beggars.  Everyone is full of interest!

    And regardless of men and women!

    Where there is demand, there is supply. This is the basic principle of market economy.

    The New China of later generations claims to have eliminated Sister Yao, but you enter the rest hall of the bathing center.  Still, a girl in cool clothes came over and asked: "Brother! Do you want to do big work? Big breasts! Good blowjob!"

    In the brothel in Chang'an, after you enter, the beautiful girl will play you a piece of music.  Then I improvised two poems, expressing deep affection for you and me.  After drinking a few sips of wine to cultivate feelings, I went upstairs to do some errands.

    It¡¯s not like the later generations who took off their clothes right after entering the house.  Then he also said threatening language such as "check it carefully recently".

    ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Only when the name changes from Jieer to Miss, the professional skills have completely changed.  Yunhao shook his head and lamented that traditional culture needs to be protected and promoted, and it is indeed regrettable that it is missing so much.

    "When there are too many people writing books, monsters will appear, especially after I wrote a book called "The List of Gods".  The literati of the Tang Dynasty showed signs of developing towards fantasy.  Words such as Dou Huang riding a horse and wielding a fifty thousand kilogram hammer filled his eyes.  This is the product of pushing human imagination to the extreme. Yunhao estimates that he will soon see "Fights Beyond the Sky".

    Yunhao was curious as to what kind of horse could drag a 50,000-jin hammer.  He can obviously fly, but he still has to ride a horse for Mao.

    All right!  The maid is wet again!

    These women are crazy. In order to give birth to a child for Yunhao, they no longer care about being reserved.  I have heard of aphrodisiacs before, but actually benefits are the best aphrodisiacs.  As long as Yunhao gives birth to a child, it doesn¡¯t matter whether he is a boy or a girl!  In this life, and even in this life of the family, the wealth is achieved.  Such a long-term meal ticket has made countless ladies willing to spend it.

    There is nothing I can do now, so I hug the maid and go to the bathhouse to take a bath.  The steaming hot spring water always gives people a pleasant enjoyment.

    I took a shower and changed into loose clothes.  Yunhao decided not to have anyone around him to wait on him. When he was taking a shower, someone secretly peeked in through the cracks in the curtain.  The eyes are very obscene!

    Sure enough, I was just lying on the rocking chair.  Zhang Miaoke came out like a fox, "The Cui family's is not to your taste? Tomorrow the Lu family's little lady!"

    Yunhao finally felt the pain. Marrying a woman eight years older was sometimes not much different from marrying a mother.  This woman is crazy, she only wants to expand the Yun family.  It is estimated that what she hopes most in her heart is that her husband can have sex with all the women in Chang'an.  It doesn¡¯t matter whether the husband has that ability or not!  This point is greatly influenced by the eldest grandson.

    The fierce and powerful Li Er was almost on the verge of death.  How can I compare with a guy like Li Er who can hold a plank for half an hour?  It's too late to regret now, the child is already thirteen years old.  Yunhao now feels that this bitch should have been beaten with a stick as soon as she entered the door.  This way we won¡¯t cause trouble!

    "Don't disturb my reading. To be a human being, you need to learn more." Yunhao picked up a copy of "****************", and it was indeed a good book.

    "My Lord! You also need to exercise. Mr. Sun said that if you lie down like this, your limbs will almost degenerate. The more you exercise, the more powerful you will be. You??Your Majesty, a little princess was born in the past two months.  "Zhang Miaoke was almost desperate for her husband.

    He is so lazy that he will never stand if he can sit, and he will never sit if he can lie down.  I feel like a puddle of mud all day long, lying on the bed or rocking chair and not wanting to get up.  The weapons rack at home has been moved away, what a shame!  The master's sword cannot be pulled out, so he can't let others do it for him.  Yunhao can only do it himself!

    Let Yunhao sharpen his knife?  Zhang Miaoke feels that it is more practical to consider world peace.

    It spread all over Chang'an that Zhang Liang was surrounded by beards in some city in the Western Regions.  Zhang Liang's family has fainted from crying three times because the airship has brought back Zhang Juzhi's ashes.

    "As long as you are a noble person, you should go to the Zhang family to express your condolences.  This is a favor, and being disrespectful at this time will lead to deadly hatred.

    "You can just let Dabao go on my behalf. Do you need me to go there myself? I'm old, so I can do as little as I can. Let me live for two more years!"

    "You are thirty-two years old. If you don't move, I think you will be rusty. The good Duke of Chu of the Tang Dynasty has lived like a tortoise." Zhang Miaoke slapped Yun Hao angrily. This is the habit of Chang'an.  As long as people over thirty years old, many people call themselves old husband.  The son is a bit more ambitious, and now he has all his grandchildren in his arms.

    "Stop talking nonsense! Turtles all over the world can live for hundreds of years, but monkeys jumping up and down are willing to move, and they will die after living for more than ten years. Now I am enjoying it, and I am ready to live for a few more years. When I am a hundred years old,  At that time, I heard that **** is not illegal. I plan to live to be a hundred years old and then do all kinds of evil!"

    "You can live a thousand years!" A voice suddenly sounded outside the flower hall.

    Yunhao was about to yell and scold, but he had to sit down.  Living for one year is a bastard. In the Tang Dynasty, bastard and turtle were not a curse word.  But Yunhao just couldn't change his mind, and he couldn't help but laugh every time he met Li Guinian.

    What I hate the most is people like Li Er, who don¡¯t know what respecting privacy means.  An emperor would go to the minister's house to listen to the news from the window when he had nothing to do.  Only a guy like Li Er who has a strong gossip mentality can do it!  Fortunately, I didn't do anything unspeakable, otherwise I wouldn't be accused of being prostituted by this guy?  It¡¯s like he¡¯s become less promiscuous!

    It is said that when Prince Jia Ziqing of the Japanese Kingdom came to Chang'an, he paid homage to this pervert in broad daylight.

    Li Er didn¡¯t have the slightest inclination to listen to the window. Zhao Jiang held up the door curtain and walked in with his head swaying.

    "Your Majesty! Next time you come, let your servants know that this is my inner chamber after all."

    "Is there anything in the world that belongs to the king? This world belongs to me, and I can take my place wherever I want." Li Er occupied Yun Hao's rocking chair very domineeringly, picked a piece of watermelon from the fruit plate and threw it into his mouth.

    "If I hadn't come here, I wouldn't have known that all the happiness you enjoy is a sin. You eat cold melons in the winter! You also eat grapes, or mare's milk grapes. This thing is not produced in the Western Regions, how did you get it? What is this?  Citrus?" Li Er looked at the fruit plate arranged in a boat shape like a country boy.

    What a rubbish!  His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty could not escape the fact that he was a country bumpkin!

    Isn¡¯t it just a fruit plate to eat in the winter?  No need to make a fuss, I don¡¯t believe you don¡¯t have it in the palace.

    "You all enjoy the blessings, and I have to manage this huge empire by myself. Why are you so worried? Is this empire just mine? This empire belongs to the Tang Dynasty, and you also have a share." Li Er seemed to be very angry, and grabbed the  A sliced ??citrus pops into your mouth.  It seemed to taste good and I ate another piece.

    What!  Do I have a share in the empire?  Don't be ridiculous, you are the only one who dares to say this.  Every word someone says is a sin, if someone dares to say it.  Baiqisi will definitely go back to make trouble, and then countless officials who are good at swearing will spray you into a sieve with their saliva.  In the end, they will cause trouble and beheaded.  If an individual is unlucky, his whole family must be spared.

    Lower your head, bow your waist, and shrink your neck!  I am not as experienced as a country bumpkin like you. I have been an official for many years and I already know the secrets of officialdom.  When should you speak and when should you not speak.

    "Why don't you say anything!" Li Er asked helplessly when he realized that he had punched cotton.

    "There's nothing to say. Your Majesty is surrounded by advisers like clouds and powerful generals like rain. I'm just a fool waiting to die. Don't argue with me."

    "Shit!" Li Er wanted to flip the table when he thought of the scene in Tai Chi Hall.  Everyone thinks about their own small family, and the energy they once had has been worn away by the wealthy life.  It has only been a few years of peace and it has become like this.  Sometimes Li Er asked himself, where are those fierce and wolf warriors from the founding of the People's Republic of China?  (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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