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- "It's weird, why hasn't the little black bear come back yet!"
Just these words made my grandfather talk from morning to noon, and then from noon to afternoon. He was wondering why the little black bear disappeared from last night. After all, the rhubarb was back.
"But every time Jiang Tian said that the little black bear was fine, and his grandfather was busy smoking bacon, he just asked, but never looked for it.
In the afternoon, grandpa looked at the sausages and bacon hanging under the eaves, and felt very happy in his heart. There were never such good times before. The sausages alone could weigh hundreds of kilograms. This is the treatment of a big family. .
It seems like something is missing
Grandpa was thinking and clapped his hands. By the way, there is a lack of salted fish. In winter, this salted fish is indispensable. It seems that we need to go to the river to catch more in the next few days.
Speaking of which, I made so much salted fish before, but why did I eat it so quickly? It was all gone before I knew it.
"Jiang Tian, ??where did the little black bear go? Do you want to find it?" After my grandfather finished his work, he started thinking about the little black bear again. After all, it usually doesn't have time to stay quietly in the yard. There was a lot of excitement, the movement was a bit loud, but it was lively.
It's not like now, with Jiang Tian here to control, even Big Yellow doesn't dare to bark a few more times, but Xiao Huang and Xiao Hei are walking around with their wolf cubs, playing with the peacock from time to time, and even jumping up, thinking that they can Can't catch the dumplings on the branches.
Jiang Tian was also helpless, "Okay, I'll go look for it."
As soon as I went out, I saw a little black bear staggering towards here not far away, staggering a few times from time to time, shaking his head, as if he was drunk.
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A series of stinky fart sounds sounded, as if an engine was installed, and it couldn't be stopped.
Behind it, the air changed color and became dark.
"But all the villagers passing by covered their noses with painful expressions on their faces and wanted to curse, but as soon as they opened their mouths, the smell of stinky farts immediately entered their mouths and went directly to their throats. They choked so hard that they all started to vomit.
The key is that this smell of stinky farts is not that bland and breezy feeling that can be blown away by waving your hands or fanning the wind. It is a sticky smell that gives people a stringy feeling when it falls on your hands. , on the clothes, on the body, it feels like being completely surrounded.
The villagers didn¡¯t have time to say anything, so they all ran wildly to their homes to take a bath.
"Isn't this coming?" Jiang Tian said, that was the tone, something was wrong.
Grandpa brought two small salted fish over and handed them to Jiang Tian. He just took a bite of the dried salted fish and saw the appearance of the little black bear. For some reason, the dried salted fish that originally tasted delicious turned out to be A smelly, bitter feeling.
He looked at the dried salted fish in his hand and couldn't take the second bite.
Jiang Tian was shocked when he saw the little black bear like this.
You ate radishes until you were drunk. How many radishes did you eat?
Especially this stinky fart. If a stinky fart conversion device is installed on the butt of a little black bear, the stinky fart can be converted into energy. Needless to say, at least there is no problem in supporting the daily life of a village. With a little saving, it is not impossible to add another village.
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The sound of the little black bear¡¯s fart never stopped, and the key sound was still loud, booming, booming.
"Is it going to rain? I saw no rain in the weather forecast. Why is it thundering?" A shout came from a villager's home.
They walked out of the yard, looked at the sky, it was cloudless, there was no thunder or rain, and then went out again.
"Did you hear the sound of thunder?"
As soon as they asked this question, they felt a stink cannon hit themselves and bombarded their bodies. For a moment, the two of them were a little dizzy and staggered back a few steps.
The woman immediately collapsed to the ground, while the man took a few steps back and fell down without grabbing the door handle.
It took a long time for them to finally react.
"Damn, this is too smelly. What does it smell like? Which pickle is bad?"
"No, this is not the smell of pickles, it is the stinky fart of the little black bear in Lao Mingtou's house." A villager in front shouted.
When they heard it was a little black bear, they didn¡¯t dare to scold it. This kind of animal could not be beaten, and scolding was of no use. If they did, they would still protect the animals.
"Forget it, let's go home, if you don'tIf I go there, I'm afraid I'll be stink to death. "
The two of them stood up in a hurry, but their bodies were swaying a little unsteadily.
After a while, shouting came from their house.
"Close the door and close the windows."
"Why does the house still stink so much?"
"Damn you, why are you turning on the air conditioner? I don't know if this will bring in the stinky smell from outside. Turn it off quickly and turn on the fan!"
Bang bang!
There was a series of closing sounds. The villagers closed their doors tightly, tightened the hall doors, and closed all the windows tightly. Some of them might have some gaps, so they blocked them with clothes.
This time, it was like entering a village under martial law.
And the culprit is this little black bear that shakes and eats carrots and becomes drunk.
Owner!
The little black bear saw Jiang Tian and Grandpa standing at the door, and greeted them warmly. It even increased its speed. Coupled with its constant stinking farts, it was like a rocket jet.
"Stop!" Jiang Tian shouted.
But at this time, the little black bear was completely drunk. As the saying goes, wine makes people bold, but now it is carrots that make people bold, and the little black bear is not afraid at all.
Rhubarb came out of the yard and wanted to see what was happening outside. It was noisy.
As soon as he saw the little black bear and the changed color of the air behind it, Dahuang's expression immediately changed drastically, and he ran away. Ever since he was stunned by the little black bear's stinky fart, it had a shadow on this.
Especially with the stench at this level, if it comes within two meters of the little black bear, Dahuang will definitely faint.
Not only Rhubarb, but other animals also ran to the back of the vegetable garden. Whenever they saw the little black bear intending to enter the yard, they immediately ran towards Taoshan.
Grandpa¡¯s hands were shaking a little, ¡°Should we leave?¡±
"No, this stinky bear just deserves a beating!" Jiang Tian said calmly, pinching his knuckles and twisting his neck.
He walked over and directly blocked the running little black bear. He pinched its neck with one hand and lifted it up.
The little black bear couldn't struggle at all, so he simply gave up and sagged. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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