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"Outlaw gangster? Damn it! Third Brother's nickname is awesome!"
"Third brother: Do I have a new nickname?"
"Hahaha! The third brother is indeed awesome, but the ending is a bit tragic!"
"That's not true. A man as powerful as Third Brother was actually pushed into a manure pit by Li Si and drowned? Who would believe it?"
Netizens started laughing and making a fuss.
Zhang Chen smiled and said: "After the third brother was released from prison for the first time, because he was labeled as a criminal, no one dared to use him, so he had to fend for himself."
"The third brother searched around and finally found a very awesome way to make money. Guess what it is?"
Hearing him ask this, netizens started to guess.
"Be the boss yourself!"
¡°Supermarket promoter?¡±
"send flyer!"
"Collect protection money!"
"Specialized in killing people!"
"Collect debts for others!"
Zhang Chen smiled slightly and said, "In order to make a fortune, the third brother chose to open his own factory."
"Wow! Third brother is going to be the boss now?"
"Open your own factory? Third brother has changed his ways?"
"I don't believe it, I don't believe it! Third brother will never compromise!"
"How can I, the third brother, an outlaw and a madman, take the right path?"
Netizens immediately started making a fuss.
Zhang Chen smiled maliciously and said, "Well, you guessed it right, what the third brother is doing is indeed not a serious business."
¡°The third brother was worried that the bad things he had done would be known, so he chose to work at night every day. However, because the machines rumbled too loudly, he only worked for a few days before he was reported by nearby residents.¡±
¡°What did you find after the police arrived?¡±
Without waiting for netizens to guess, Zhang Chen continued: "The third brother is actually making fake money in there!"
"Counterfeiting money? Haha! I said it is absolutely impossible for the third brother to take the right path!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk! As expected of the third brother, there is nothing he wouldn't dare to do!"
"The third brother is awesome, he can even do this kind of technical work!"
"Hahaha! Third brother has really found a way to make a fortune!"
"No, he doesn't even have to go out, he can make money by himself."
As netizens were talking, they suddenly noticed that Zhang Chen¡¯s face looked a little strange.
It¡¯s like, trying to hold back your laughter?
"Later, according to statistics, the third brother invested a total of 200,000 yuan to develop counterfeit money, and finally produced a total of 50,000 yuan!"
Zhang Chen chuckled and said the next words.
"Damn! It took 200,000 to make 50,000?"
"Third brother, this is a big loss!"
"I just said, how could the third brother do this kind of technical work?"
"The third brother is still suitable for simple and rough work!"
¡°666666!¡±
Netizens all laughed.
However, they did not expect that the third brother's heroic deeds were not over yet.
¡°Because this incident had a huge negative impact on society, the police officers immediately began to ask Zhang San why he chose to make counterfeit money.¡±
Zhang Chen said with a smile: "The third brother is also very straightforward and tells them confidently that he can't make it with real money!"
"Pfft! Haha!"
"Damn it! This answer is so ridiculous!"
"Can't it be made with real money? Is this okay?"
¡°Even if you can make exactly the same thing, it¡¯s still fake money!¡±
"Has it brought a huge negative impact on society? Why do I not believe it?"
"The bad influence that Brother Chen mentioned is not because he is afraid that Third Brother's IQ will lower the average level of Chinese people, right?"
Zhang Chen couldn¡¯t help but laugh.
In fact, the case he just mentioned was not made up by him.
It¡¯s something that really happened in his previous life!
¡°It¡¯s just that the protagonist in it is not named Zhang San.
"I declare that the strongest joker will no longer be Brother Chen, but Brother Three!"
"The third brother is so awesome. How many topics has he contributed to Brother Chen by himself!"
"One more section! What else did third brother do?"
"Yeah! One more section! "
After netizens finished laughing, they all asked Zhang Chen to do another part.
Zhang Chen took a sip of water and said, "Okay, then let's talk about Zhang San and Li Si."
Netizens were even more excited when they heard that Li Si was making a cameo this time.
If Zhang Chen is Third Brother¡¯s lifelong enemy!
Then Li Si is the love of Third Brother¡¯s life!
"Zhang San went to PC and happened to meet Li Si. As soon as Li Si saw it was Zhang San, he immediately raised the price to three thousand at a time!"
"Zhang San is a little angry. After all, he used to pay five hundred times, and the price raised is too high!"
"But for the sake of being an old acquaintance, he agreed and said boldly, I will give you five thousand!"
"Li Si was so happy that he immediately gave Third Brother a full set of services!"
"As a result, after the third brother softened, he took out a stack of money and gave it to Li Si. Li Si immediately became very angry when he saw it."
"Guess why?"
Zhang Chen deliberately put it off again and looked at the camera with a smile.
"The money given by the third brother is not enough?"
"It can't be the money that Third Brother made by himself before, right?"
¡°Either it¡¯s fake money, or there¡¯s not enough money!¡±
"It can't be the third brother's own money for painting, right?"
Netizens started to guess.
Zhang Chen chuckled and said: "Because the money that the third brother gave to Li Si said: Hua Xia Ren Ming Bank, Ming Coin's Ming!"
"Damn it! The third brother is really awesome!"
¡°Only we can¡¯t think of it, no one can¡¯t do it!¡±
"The third brother is so good at this, no wonder he agreed to Li Si so easily!"
"My little cutie Li Si! Why is she always so unkind to others?"
Netizens lamented Zhang San¡¯s awesomeness and sympathized with Li Si.
As long as you meet Zhang San, Li Si will never encounter good things!
Zhang Chen glanced at the barrage and asked again: "Then the question is, does the third brother's behavior constitute rape?"
"Huh? Rape?"
"Why did you suddenly move to this place again?"
¡°I don¡¯t think it constitutes rape, right?¡±
"What do you mean? Why did such a good person get into trouble again?"
"Third brother, is this a little trick to get yourself into jail one day?"
"If it's real money, it doesn't constitute rape. Fake money ghost coins should be considered, right?"
"Brother Chen, please stop being a swindler. If you continue to slander me, I'll ask Third Brother to deal with you!"
Zhang Chen narrowed his eyes and said nonchalantly: "Okay, you can find Third Brother!"
"Don't worry, I was just joking!"
"Brother Chen, hurry up!"
Netizens were frightened and hurriedly urged.
Zhang Chen chuckled and said: "First of all, it is certain that Zhang San's behavior does not constitute the crime of rape. Then a new question arises. Does Zhang San's behavior constitute the crime of using counterfeit currency?"
"Damn it! Third brother is just a c. How many things has he committed?"
"Damn Brother Chen, please let our third brother go!"
"The crime of using counterfeit currency? Is there any need to ask about this? It must be constituted!"
"Why do I feel that it is not constituted?" (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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