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Yu Zhen: "Ah? What kind of attitude do you have!"
Zhang Chen snorted: "He deserves it! Whether you like it or not! Your job is to educate people, even if they are not happy!"
Yu Zhen: "Ah!"
Zhang Chen: "What does it mean to lose more than one billion viewers? Your position is very firm!"
"Hey!"
¡°Awesome!¡±
"aweason!"
On Weibo, netizens were all delighted.
¡°Oh, hey, I¡¯m laughing so hard!¡±
¡°Brother Chen¡¯s mouth is so awesome!¡±
"The most important thing is, what he said is the truth. Do you dare to believe it?"
"That's not true. Those who talk about cross talk nowadays are not funny at all. They are all business flattery!"
¡°But the problem is, let alone being funny, I¡¯ve never heard of its educational significance!¡±
"It's not that you didn't hear it, it's that you couldn't hear it at all. They didn't tell it to you!"
"Brother Chen is absolutely right. Losing over a billion viewers is nothing. Just keep your position secure!"
In a hotel rented by the Folk Art Association.
The faces of those who attended the party were all purple and green, making them look as ugly as possible.
Zhang Chen¡¯s mouth is simply too poisonous!
The most criticized thing about them has always been that they are out of touch with the masses and not down to earth.
It is commonly known that form is greater than content!
And now!
Zhang Chen directly made up a joke about the things they least wanted to mention and said it out like this!
And it was said in front of the people of the whole country in their most confident tone!
This is so stupid!
The party scene.
The cheers, whistles, and cheers are still ringing out.
Zhang Chen bowed his hands toward the camera very sternly, and then said: "So! It must be elegant! Do you know what elegance is?"
Yu Zhen almost cursed all the eighteen generations of Zhang Chen¡¯s ancestors in his heart.
Grass!
This guy not only changed his words, but also deleted his words!
"You say!"
When Yu Zhen took it down, it was hard to say how heavy it was.
Zhang Chen snorted and said: "Elegance means going against the people! He will listen whether he likes it or not! He deserves it! Die!"
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Cheers!
Cheers!
Whistle!
It suddenly became more enthusiastic!
Everyone applauded and cheered Zhang Chen desperately!
Some people even get so carried away that their entire faces turn an abnormal red color!
This time they are definitely here!
Enjoyable!
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Tait Niang had a great time!
Although Zhang Chen didn¡¯t say a single curse word, he even said ¡°good things¡± about the cross talk industry from beginning to end.
But every word is heartbreaking!
Zhao Jili!
Qin Wujian!
"Those who said that Zhang Chen only knows how to be funny but has no artistry, were all scolded by him!
Under the atmosphere, Zhang Chen became more energetic.
He blushed and said to Zhen: "Remember? You are a teacher. As long as you stand on the stage, you must rebel against the three customs!"
Yu Zhen: Mmp, you¡¯re on the horse and you¡¯re deleting your lines for me!
Although he thought so in his heart, he still asked honestly: "Three vulgarities?"
Zhang Chen nodded solemnly and said: "Yes! Three vulgarities! Vulgar! Vulgar! Kitsch!"
Yu Zhen tilted his head, "Oh, such a vulgar thing."
Zhang Chen said with a straight face, "We must definitely go against the three customs and keep them in our hearts!"
Yu Zhen: "Okay, okay."
Zhang Chen: "Humility makes people progress, even shit people can make progress!"
Yu Zhen had a look of disgust on his face, "It's so dirty for you to say that. You are called three vulgar people."
Zhang Chen scratched his neck and said with a red face: "Do you believe I will kill you?"
Yu Zhen: "Huh?"
Zhang Chen stared, "You haven't been beaten by gangsters, have you? The big flowerpot hit you on the head, and you got stitches in your eyeballs. It's even more unfair than Wang Jiuyi!"
Wang Jiuyi is a well-known tragedy in this worldThe character was killed unjustly.
Yu Zhen blinked, "Ah? Is this okay?"
Zhang Chen looked at him contemptuously and hummed: "I'll show you my tattoo!"
He pulled up his sleeve and deliberately put a fake tattoo on it before going on stage.
"Hey!"
"oh!"
There was another burst of booing below.
Yu Zhen tilted his head, covering his face and said: "Why should I look at this? I don't look at it!"
Zhang Chen put down his sleeves and groaned: "You dare to call me three vulgarities? Remember, three vulgarities are the means I use to insult people. Do you know that I am not good enough?"
Suddenly!
The booing at the scene became even louder!
Everyone was mobilized by the atmosphere of the scene and fell into a frenzy.
They don¡¯t know what to say other than awesome.
Zhang Chen¡¯s words are simply tailor-made for those in the cross talk world!
Every time they finally heard some funny cross talk, those people would start jumping out and calling others vulgar!
By the end, there were almost no truly funny crosstalks left.
The rest are all ¡°artistic¡± cross talk represented by Zhao Jili that is not pleasant at all!
Yu Zhen paused for a moment, waited for the atmosphere to cool down slightly, then tilted his head and said, "Oh, you said you can't do it?"
Zhang Chen: "You know what I hate? I'm very busy at work every day. If I deal with boring people like you, how can I still serve the people and go against the three customs?"
Yu Zhen: "Which organization do you belong to?"
Zhang Chen¡¯s momentum suddenly weakened, he rolled his eyes and hummed: ¡°Are you in charge?¡±
Yu Zhen: "Ask what you do for a living."
Zhang Chen suddenly glared at Yu Zhen, "Bah!"
Yu Zhen dusted his sleeves in disgust, "Are you crazy? What do you mean?"
Zhang Chen rolled his eyes, "You just noticed it? They already noticed it!"
"Hey!"
"Ha ha!"
The audience burst into laughter.
Zhang Chen was nominally talking about himself, but he was actually satirizing the people of the Folk Art Association!
Zhang Chen himself was a little amused and almost laughed.
When the audience¡¯s enthusiasm subsided, he smacked his lips and said, ¡°I often think about it!¡±
Yu Zhen: "What are you thinking about?"
Zhang Chen: "Human, why do you have no respect for yourself? I am very anxious in the work unit. Many people are not doing their job properly, and there are many deviations that need me to correct, but I can't worry about it!"
Yu Zhen: "What's going on?"
Zhang Chen: "Go to workget a phone and talk there."
Yu Zhen: "Yes!"
Zhang Chen put his hands behind his back, "Are you busy with business? What is your cell phone used for?"
Yu Zhen was stunned, "What are you doing?"
The audience also stared at Zhang Chen curiously.
Zhang Chen snorted and said unhappily: "The purpose of inventing the mobile phone is to allow you to use it to realize the four modernizations!"
Yu Zhen was stunned, "Use this to realize the four modernizations?"
Zhang Chen nodded, "Yes! I'm not asking you to chat!"
Yu Zhen twitched his lips, "Don't use big words!"
Zhang Chen waved his hand, "It's so vulgar! I hate it! If I were a scientist, I would develop a mobile phone so that you can't chat!"
Yu Zhen: "What's it like?"
Zhang Chen: "First of all, it must be big. It has to be so big, like a mooncake box, it can't fit in your pocket!"
As he spoke, he gestured, and the posture was simply bigger than his chest. (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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