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Zhang Chen wiped his face with a sweat towel without hesitation.
He continued: "I was busy at the time. After finishing my work, I started to wonder, who sent me the text message?"
Yu Zhen: "You are thinking about someone else!"
Zhang Chen rolled his eyes and said: "I want to educate her well! I want to criticize her and let her walk on a bright road. I am not like many people who indulge in these boring rogue text messages and do not do their job all day long. , he doesn¡¯t even know the neighbors, and he¡¯s still thinking about whether there are aliens in the world.¡±
Yu Zhen said disdainfully: "You are almost like an alien now."
Zhang Chen: "I hate it, why are you like this? I've been thinking about it, who is it?"
Yu Zhen: "Do you have anything else to do? You must have a slippery slope in your thinking!"
Zhang Chen glared, "You just have a problem with your thinking, I'm here to educate her!"
"Hey!"
"Ha ha!"
The shouts and whistles started again.
This paragraph directly satirizes those guys who talk about benevolence and morality, but secretly commit male thieves and female prostitutes!
Yu Zhen chuckled and said, "I don't believe it anyway."
Zhang Chen snorted and said: "I am an upright person, a pure person, and a person who has escaped from vulgar taste. Your thoughts are very dirty!"
Yu Zhen: "Why am I dirty?"
Zhang Chen: "In the dead of night, you have a bottle of wine in your left hand, a chicken in your right hand, and a cigarette in your mouth. Then you take a sip of wine, grab a few bites of vegetables, and puff on a cigarette. Ask yourself if you are guilty or not!"
Yu Zhen: ¡°I don¡¯t feel sorry, anyway, these three things are enough for me to keep busy!¡±
Zhang Chen held his chin and said thoughtfully: "What does this person look like? Does he look good? Does he look like Lin Daiyu, or does he look like Aoi Fuku?"
Yu Zhen: "This is taking away your soul!"
Zhang Chen: "After thinking about it, I still don't think this woman is beautiful."
Yu Zhen: "What?"
Zhang Chen: "Only those who serve the people are beautiful!"
Yu Zhen: "Yeah?"
Zhang Chen: "Only those who oppose the three customs have thick eyebrows and big eyes. This person must be very dirty. This woman is not good-looking. Her face is like an apple, her eyes are like grapes, her nose is like a star fruit, and her mouth is like a cherry."
Yu Zhen curled his lips and said, "I have a fruit plate head."
Zhang Chen: "No such thing?"
Yu Zhen: "Nonsense, isn't this all fruit?"
Zhang Chen: ¡°For the next week, we spent every day surrounded by abusive text messages.¡±
Yu Zhen: "Are you still swearing?"
Zhang Chen: "I criticized her harshly and cursed her, but she finally replied: Thank you for reminding me, the temperature has indeed cooled down. I'm wearing a lot of warm clothes, so don't worry. I don't believe you!"
Yu Zhen glared, "Are you insulting me?"
"Poof!"
"Ha ha!"
The audience burst into laughter.
Insult?
Aren¡¯t you caring?
???????? This horse-riding guy obviously wants to convince others, but he actually says he wants to convince others?
Zhang Chen snorted coldly and said seriously: "I just want to educate her and let her take the right path in the world!"
Yu Zhen: "Just tell people to cool down?"
Zhang Chen: "I want to go against the three customs!"
Yu Zhen: "What are you going against the three customs?"
Zhang Chen: "In the next month, she didn't believe it again."
Yu Zhen: ¡°I don¡¯t need to pay attention to you anymore.¡±
Hearing this, the audience started to cheer.
Zhang Chen rolled his eyes.
Why does this Yu Zhen change his words so casually?
Who did you learn this bad habit of riding a horse from?
He continued to speak without any distractions: "People call it reforming evil! But I thought about it, what should I do? How can I educate people!"
Yu Zhen: ¡°What¡¯s the point of education after everything is done?¡±
Zhang Chen frowned, "That's not possible? What should I do if they get better? How can I criticize them? I must criticize people and educate them! Oh my, I am thinking about it every day, why don't you send me a text message? In my heart A hundred claws scratch the heart.¡±
Yu Zhen: "I still think about it."
 Zhang Chen continued: "I stood on the street and looked up at the vastness between the sky and the earth. Withered vines, old trees and dim crows, small bridges and flowing water, people's houses, the west wind and the thin horses on the ancient road, the sunset, I am a heartbroken person at the end of the world. Me! God, where should I go, what should I do?"
The audience at the scene and in front of the screen were all stunned.
The song "Autumn Thoughts on Heavenly Pure Shasha" by Ma Zhiyuan included in this song could even be read by primary school students in Zhang Chen's previous life.
But there is no Ma Zhiyuan in this world!
It was their first time to listen to this Yuan Dynasty song.
Everyone¡¯s eyes widened.
In such a short time, this guy actually composed another poem?
This poem is much more awesome than the one who stood in Taifeng and shouted "Ai Dianhai"!
Yu Zhen didn¡¯t think too much about it, he just cooperated with Zhang Chen¡¯s performance conscientiously.
"You, please die, what text message is this?"
He looked at Zhang Chen with disgust and said.
Zhang Chen sighed, "I have to educate people, I have to go against the three customs!"
Yu Zhen said disgustedly: "You are crazy!"
Zhang Chen: "Finally this text message came. I'm sorry I went abroad and haven't been back for a long time. I used all my money to buy you a watch."
Yu Zhen: "Hey, are there any gifts?"
Zhang Chen: "Yes?"
Yu Zhen: "Do you still know what's good and bad?"
Zhang Chen ignored him and continued: "Why should I use you to buy me a watch? All your savings? The watch is good. It has a gold shell and a platinum chain with a circle of diamonds on top, a sapphire on the left and a cat's eye on the right, and a circle of cream with a cherry in the middle. ."
Yu Zhen: "What's wrong with the cake?"
Zhang Chen: "I want to treat her to cake."
Yu Zhen: "Why?"
Zhang Chen: "I want to take the opportunity of eating cake to criticize and educate her!"
Yu Zhen waved his hand, "I've never heard of it!"
Zhang Chen: "Send me a text message. I'll wait for you at the overpass at two o'clock tomorrow afternoon. You can listen to the place she chose."
Yu Zhen: "What's wrong?"
The audience was also very curious.
Overpass?
What happened to the overpass!
Zhang Chen: "The Tianqiao is a place where ordinary people go. It is vulgar, vulgar and boring. It shows her taste. The Tianqiao means obscene!"
"Hey!"
The audience all cheered.
This guy¡¯s mouth is too bad!
Yu Zhen: "Really?"
Zhang Chen raised his throat and said hoarsely: "We are very elegant, I want to go against the three vulgarities!"
"Poof!"
"Ha ha!"
The audience was all amused by his voice.
Your sister!
You are addicted to the three vulgarities, aren¡¯t you?
Yu Zhen hurriedly pulled him, "Stop shouting, you're not going to do it?"
Zhang Chen: "I'm very angry, me, I'm very angry. I must criticize her when I turn around. By the way, bring that watch over!"
Yu Zhen twitched the corner of his mouth, "The main thing is to get the watch!"
Zhang Chen rolled his eyes and said, "The next day, I packed up and changed clothes at home. I was about to leave when I got a call."
Yu Zhen: "What happened again?"
Zhang Chen pretended to look at his cell phone, then raised his head and said: "My girlfriend is here!" (Remember this site's website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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