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Since Lao Shi became a police officer, he has never solved a decent case. Either the owner¡¯s cat got stuck in a tree, or the door of the west house was locked. Even if an uncle went to the toilet without paper, he would be called!
When he saw my expression at this moment, he immediately understood that this was not an easy matter. His eyes suddenly lit up and he clapped his chest with excitement!
"Grandma, I've been holding it back for the past few days. If I don't catch the thief, my hands will be itchy!"
I smiled and said: "People like you are destined to work hard all their lives. Huang Shiren is in need of long-term workers like you!"
"Bah!" Lao Shi scratched his neck and said righteously: "I am working for the construction of communism and working for the people. If any Huang Shiren dares to sit on my head and shit on me, I will blast him as a son of a bitch!"
¡°Look at what you can do, people who don¡¯t know think you have fucking Italian cannons!¡±
Old Shi laughed and said in a low voice: "Master Bu, you haven't said anything yet, what do these pieces of yellow paper mean? Let's put it this way, how big is this case?"
I snorted coldly: "Why, you don't believe me? Let me ask you, how big of a case is murder?"
When Lao Shi heard this, he stamped his feet and said, "Master Bu, I understand what you are saying. If this case is solved, I will also treat you to pancakes and fruit. If you add eggs, I will give you two more"
Niu Fen¡¯s information is correct, this guy is really stingy!
The days are short in winter, and as soon as the sun turns to the west, we have a casual fight on the roadside!
Lao Shi said that according to the community cleaners, the number of talisman paper is the most in the Old Square area every morning, because this area has the largest flow of people. So Lao Shi borrowed two coats of the same style from Andy Lau, and we sat next to the cement pipe next to the old square and waited!
As you can imagine, it was the coldest month of winter and the northwest wind was blowing hard. I was sniffing and shivering in the corner. It was worse than Yang Bailao!
"Old Shi, I'm going to risk my life to restore you to my original position for your meritorious service, right?" I wiped my nose and said to Shi Gang!
Unexpectedly, after waiting for a long time, this guy didn¡¯t say a word!
"Sister, do you listen to me?"
I cursed and looked back, and saw this kid gasping hard with his mouth wide open, as if he was having an asthma attack!
"Old Shi, youwhat's wrong with you?" I suddenly became anxious!
"Ah? It's okay!" Lao Shi came to his senses and said to me with a serious face: "Master Bu, I just conducted a scientific experiment. People said that drinking from the northwest wind, I just tried it, and this is wrong! Drinking means taking the initiative, but in fact, the northwest wind can indeed enter the stomach, but it is not drunk, but filled, and it is very strong, which is passive"
My nose is almost crooked with anger. I am going to freeze to death. He still does scientific experiments despite his rough skin and thick flesh. The key is such a mentally retarded experiment!
"Hey, Lao Shi, when you were growing up in an orphanage, did the foreman, the aunt, not give you milk every day but only give you steamed buns? You didn't have a brain to grow so big, right?"
"Master Bu, what you said is wrong. You can insult me, but you can't insult science"
"Ah, what kind of scientific experiment is it to drink a mouthful of Northwest? At most, a few more stinky farts"
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The two of us were cursing at each other when we suddenly saw a figure staggering over from a distance. Under the pale moonlight, he was walking like a dry fence post. At the same time, waves of faint singing came to our ears. , as hoarse as the wind
"The sky is unkind and does not use the clouds as my cover; the earth is unkind and does not use grass and trees as my food; my parents are unkind and does not want to live with me for a long time; everyone is unkind and does not abandon the world to follow me. When I am rich, my wife and children look at me. I'm good.
"If I take off my clothes, fold my robe and coat with me."
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When a person is poor, he will be repaid by the rich.
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We both immediately became alert. Could it be that he was the one spreading longevity charms everywhere?
This babbling song is like a Sanskrit tune, lingering in our ears. We don¡¯t know why, but suddenly there is an urge to forget everything, feel empty in our hearts, and sleep peacefully!
"Master Bu, are you sleepy?" Lao Shi whispered!
¡°I¡¯m sleepy, but I can¡¯t sleep!¡±
"What should I do? I feel like my eyelids are fighting!"
¡°Let¡¯s pinch each other to keep our spirits up!¡±
As soon as I finished speaking, Lao Shi's big dog paw pinched the inside of my thigh hard. The pain was so painful that I almost shed tears. Naturally, I didn't dare to show weakness. I just hit his knee with a numb muscle. Fist, Lao Shi screamed!
?At this time, the figure had already walked up to him. When he looked at it carefully, he was immediately disappointed. He turned out to be an old beggar with gray hair and rags!
"Hey, I thought it was so easy to succeed!" Lao Shi retracted his stretched neck again!
The old beggar looked at us, shook his head, and suddenly made a move that shocked me. He put his hand in his pocket, took out a handful of coins and threw them at us!
"Money, money, money, can never be earned; I was born with money, but money is locked up in me; you can take the money and escape into the world of mortals"
The old beggar hummed, shrunk, got into a cement pipe, and went to sleep!
Lao Shi picked up the money one by one and held it in his hand, dumbfounded and said: "Master Bu, I have been giving alms here and there for so many years, and today I actually got the money back"
"Don't be ridiculous!" I whispered: "Look, is that a human figure?"
It was a dark alley, and a thief-minded man was coming out. He was walking this way, dancing and throwing something, and he seemed to be humming a tune, which he couldn't hear clearly!
"He's the one who's so stupid!" As soon as Lao Shi touched the handcuffs, he stood up and was about to go over!
"Wait a minute, catch him in action. It's not too late to wait until he comes over. Besides, he just throws some garbage, so what reason do you have to arrest him?"
Lao Shi was stunned for a moment and muttered: "What should we do?"
"Listen and then talk!"
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As he got closer and closer, yellow papers were flying, and countless yellow talisman papers danced around him like a tornado. I heard him mutter something: "The sky is in panic, the ground is in panic, Medicine Master Glaze Tathagata shines. A passing gentleman passes the message to Thousand Hands , lend your life to extend the life of Yuan Jialang, bless you with the mighty virtue Vajra, help Yuan Liang come true, give Fu Ai the rest of his life to him"
"Sure enough, he didn't run away, it's this person!"
As soon as I said the words, Lao Shi had already popped out, and his big body rushed towards the incoming person!
When this man saw someone coming up, he panicked, the yellow talisman in his hand flew up all over the sky, turned around and ran away!
But looking at his malnourished appearance, he was swaying when walking. How could he outrun Lao Shi? With a plop, Lao Shi was pinned to the ground like a hawk catching a chicken!
"Police! What's your name?"
The man was pinned to the ground unable to move, and replied with a cry: "Fu Ai!"
At this moment, for some unknown reason, all the yellow talisman papers in the air suddenly burst into flames, as if streaks of will-o'-the-wisps were rolling towards Lao Shi and that man!
I was startled and shouted: "Old Shi, get up quickly!"
At the same time, I quickly took out two evil-suppressing charms, just in case!
However, the scene after the blink of an eye still shocked me. In the light of the fire, more than a dozen hideous-looking ghosts flashed out in an instant. These are not ordinary ghosts. They all have red heads and purple faces, wearing white mourning clothes and red belts around their waists. Each of them has a big red tongue hanging out, salivating and trying to lick the two of them
My two talisman papers looked like two sparks when I typed them out, and they had no effect at all
Seeing this group of evil spirits baring their teeth and claws, they were about to start a killing spree. At this moment, someone behind him suddenly stretched out his waist and breathed: "When you urinate in the middle of the night, the world will become turbid. You will fall asleep and wake up again." Come and have a laugh, if you don¡¯t wake up, I will report to Huang Quan"
There was a crash, as if it was raining, and a smell of naughtiness filled the air (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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