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For the first time in my life, as soon as I entered the village, everyone ran away. It feels like Zhu Bajie returns to Gaolaozhuang, so rude and scary!
I was a little confused by this group of people. I turned to look at Cang Yan and Baguio, pointed at my face and asked, "Is there shit on my face? Or do I look like a gangster?"
Cang Yan smiled bitterly and said, "Don't take it to heart, maybe I'm stimulated by your handsomeness!"
"My husband, please wait, I'm going to grab a tongue and come back to ask what's going on!" Baguio got out of the car and was about to enter the village!
This girl thought this was a battle to capture the city, so I quickly stopped her. I grew up in the countryside, and I know the mountain people very well! Don't look at the usual scheming among the big guys, but if a stranger comes into the village, it doesn't matter who is right or wrong. As long as there is a conflict, he must protect the villagers!
"Then let's split up and ask. We won't rob their house or occupy their land. They won't refuse to ask about individuals, right?" Cang Yan said!
"No!" I shook my head. Judging from the behavior of this group of people just now, they must have bad intentions. If we just enter the village like this, there is no chance of causing any trouble!
"It won't work this way, that won't work either. My surname is Luo. Besides trying to please my young lady, what else will you do? If you are afraid, just wait for me here and I'll go!"
Aya snarled at me again, and she was so arrogant that she wanted to enter the village!
At this time, I suddenly heard a few shouts, and when I looked back, I saw a boy of thirteen or fourteen driving a group of big white geese back to the village!
The child had a big chubby face, his head half tilted, and hummed and sang a country children's song as he walked: "Little boy, sit on the door post, crying and shouting for a wife. What do you want a wife for? Talk, make fun, explain. To relieve my boredom The little boy sits on the door pillar. He is crying and clamoring for a daughter-in-law. What do you want a daughter-in-law for? Make a kang, fold quilts, and give birth to a baby."
This child seems to have some mental problems. His nose sniffles every two lines, but there are still two clear snot hanging in his nostrils like caterpillars!
After walking up to us, the little fat man turned his attention to us, and finally grinned and said, "Hey, you guys, who got out of the car first?"
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? out of the car and I said loudly: "I got out of the car first, why, little brother, what else do you have to be particular about?"
¡°Haha, it¡¯s indeed a man!¡± The little fat man laughed so hard that his fat body swayed wildly!
Looking at him like this, although he was a little silly, but more innocent than city kids, Cang Yan and the three of them couldn't help but smile!
After he finished laughing, I leaned over and coaxed a child: "Little fat man, I want to ask you, is there anything special about me getting out of the car first? Why are all the people in the village running away?"
The little fat man blinked his slightly cross-eyed eyes, stared at the bananas and oranges in the car and said: "Whose brother are you? Who is your brother? Don't be too close!"
Cang Yan immediately understood what the little guy meant, and hurried back to the car, handed over the bunch of Dulu fruits, stuffed them into the little fat man's hands and said: "Little brother, this fruit is for you, you tell your brothers and sisters OK?"
The little fat man took out a banana, looked at it over and over, suddenly picked it up and bit it, kicked the rest into his arms, pointed at me and said: "Because you have made the two yellow-flowered girls in the village pregnant. !¡±
"Pfft"
Aya squirted out the half-drunk water, pointed at me and stammered: "Youtsk, tsk, you have a human face and a beast's heart!"
I glared at Aya hard and said, "Don't make nonsense, you are always indispensable when you are talking nonsense!"
Baguio said to the little fat man with an angry face: "Nonsense, my husband-in-law is Liu Xiahui. My husband-in-law and I have not lived together for so long How could he make the yellow flower girl from your village pregnant from a distance? Honestly? , otherwise I will take the fruit away!"
My eyes were really opened. This silly girl actually got into a fight with a silly boy, and she really wanted to take the fruit back!
The little fat man hurriedly protected the fruit and muttered: "It's not me who said it, it was Grandma Tushan who said it! She said that the first man who entered the village today was the sowing son from outside!"
When I heard this, I was a little confused. Who is this Granny Tushan? Why do everyone in the village listen to her? What else is called a sowing son?
Baguio couldn't help but look at me with laughter and said, "Ms. sir, do you really not know what a son-in-law is?"
I nodded, and Cang Yan nodded too!
Baguio then smiled and said: "The horse is a stallion! The war horses we usually ride are all whipped horses, only??The breeding horses in the original military horse farms were young horses. The horses are generally larger than ordinary horses, with tendon muscles, shiny fur, and a long mane like lion's hair on their head, neck and chest. The horse is so fierce that not only people dare not ride it, but even three or five wolves dare not approach it. But Ermazi also has a privilege, that is, he can wander around various horse farms in the spring and meet the mare he likes In short, in our era, Ermazi is a slut who can justifiably show mercy. It is also synonymous with bad men"
As soon as I heard this, I was so angry that I wanted to explode. Who the hell did I offend? I just entered the village and got pregnant without even drinking water?
"Little fat man, tell me who Granny Tushan is. I'm looking for her" I cursed and turned around, only to find that this little fat man had already chased the goose and ran away all the way!
"Hey, you little thing eats my food and doesn't do anything for me!" I scolded!
The little fat man turned around and smiled and said: "Grandma Tushan said that if the first person to enter the village is a woman, the two girls' stomachs will disappear the next day. If it is a man, then this man is a pervert, and any woman who meets him will be unlucky. , will be ruined by you"
"Bah!" I was so angry that I almost vomited blood.
But Aya still smiled and asked: "Little fat man, don't run away. You are not a woman. What are you afraid of? We still have delicious food here!"
The little fat man was also unambiguous. He spat out a mouthful of banana peels on the ground and said, "I'm stupid and you are stupid too? You don't even think about it. It's okay for the women in the village to run away when they see you. What are the men going back to do?"
Looking at the back of the little fat man, the four of us were confused, and suddenly realized that thinking that he had intellectual problems might be wishful thinking on our part!
"Women are scared, what will men do?" I asked stupidly!
Baguio looked at Aya, Aya looked at Cangyan, and finally said in unison: "If the husband is still a man, the wife will naturally rise up to resist"
Yes, it¡¯s not because the man ran away because he was afraid, but because
As soon as I was stuffy, I heard the slogan in the village shocking.
I saw forty or fifty men, old and young, with bare arms and blood on their foreheads. They were holding various weapons, ranging from pickaxes and rakes to small firesticks and pig-butchering knives. A burst of dust flew over to kill the general ( Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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