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Chapter 533: The Dealer

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    "Mom, can't you aim a little bit?" I wiped the smelly water from my face and turned around to curse.  This blind worm ignored me and gave me a bath of smelly water.

    The minibus snake put away Nu Yuzhu, and said lazily: "Didn't you say that, just do the work? Hey, it's hard to be a good snake these days!"

    I didn¡¯t care to get angry with it, so I turned around and smiled at the fake monk: ¡°Master Dajin, did you see the white maggots in that bowl? They are the food for you!¡±

    After saying that, while the fake monk was still stunned, I suddenly started walking alone for thousands of miles, and I was already in front of him in one quick step.

    The fake monk was about to leave in a panic, so I grabbed his lapel and pulled him back, then held the alms bowl in my hand!

    Seeing that I had taken away the alms bowl, the monk immediately became anxious. He raised his finger and pointed at me and said angrily: "Boy, please return the treasure to me quickly, otherwise"

    "You're still scaring me now? Otherwise what?" I held the alms bowl in my hands and sneered: "Can't this alms bowl set me on fire? I'll smash it right now!" After that, I will  He raised his hands high in the air, making an angry slapping gesture.

    To be honest, I really can¡¯t bear it.  The texture of this alms bowl is made of white jade, which is transparent and flawless. When held in the hand, it is smooth and smooth, like gelatin.  This material alone is the best, not to mention that the fake monk can use it to perform magic tricks to create the South China Sea Yunjian.  It would be a pity to smash such a treasure.  But if I don't scare this fake monk, he will become even more arrogant!

    Sure enough, when he saw that I was going to waste everything, the fake monk became anxious and shouted quickly: "Brother, brother, if we have something to say, please don't waste it, okay?"

    "Brother? Who is your brother? Do we have anything to do with each other? I won this alms bowl based on my ability, why don't you smash it?" I was still reluctant and wanted to smash it.

    The fake monk repeatedly waved his hands and said: "We have a grudge. You act like a bitch and smash things. What's your ability? Who knew youyou have a little snake that can move water. I accepted it. I accepted it and returned it."  Isn't it possible? I can't kill anyone without nodding my head, so I have already given up and surrendered to the head office, right? To be honest with you, that big catfish has nothing to do with me. Originally, I wanted to kill the person who took the elixir, but I didn't expect you to take action first.  ,so¡­¡­"

    "So you want to blackmail me?" I sneered: "You said that you, a monk, speak arrogant words, are you lying? You kill people and fish at every turn, is it for the sake of killing, right? You still want to blackmail people, right?  Didn't you violate the precepts of greed and hatred? I'm afraid you are also a lustful monk in private. You have violated all five laws and eight precepts. Why should I believe you? This alms bowl I'd better smash it!"

    "Don't smash it, don't smash it!" the fake monk shouted hurriedly: "Don't smash it, can I tell the truth? In fact, I am not a monk, I just practice Tibetan secrets, and you just insulted my reputation, poor monk  ¡­No, no, if you continue to behave upright, you will never do anything promiscuous or evil. Brother, please return the alms bowl to me. Isn¡¯t it okay for me to consider myself second to last among the two of us?¡±

    "Isn't that enough? Just think that you are below me, second to last No, isn't this second to last the first? Do you think I don't know how to count? This bowl must be smashed!"

    "No, please don't!" The fake monk almost burst into tears, waving his hands and saying, "Do you think so? I will kneel down for you, please return the alms bowl to me!"

    I was thinking about it secretly and suddenly thought of a fun way to trick people!

    "Wait a minute, your knees aren't golden. Kneeling or not is worthless!" I shouted loudly, turned around and called Cui Qi at the door, and said to the fake monk: "If you really want to repent, I will give you this alms bowl."  I can return it to you, but in order to curb your anger, I found a good master for you to teach you the principles of life. As for the master, it is this girl!"

    Cui Qi was stunned and whispered: "Master, are you kidding me? This fake monk is so powerful, should I be his master?"

    "The ancients said that if we convince people with virtue, if we are three people walking together, there must be me as a teacher. Why can't we do it?" I smiled and said to Liu Dajin: "Seeing that you also cherish the treasure, as long as you accept this little girl as your teacher, in the next three sessions  When you two live to see each other, I will return the alms bowl to you!"

    Liu Dajin¡¯s mouth twitched and he whispered: ¡°What did she call you?¡±

    "Master!" I blurted out with a smile.

    "No! Absolutely not. In this case, you are taking advantage of me!" Liu Dajin refused on the spot, looking like he would rather die than obey.

    I shook my head and shrugged: "In that case, brother, then I have no choice but to smash this broken alms bowl!"

    "Wait a minute!" Liu Dajin's eyes were red, and he stammered: "You are a small-minded, narrow-minded person with a human face and an animal heart, and a Buddha's mouth and a snake heart. You actually use such methods to abuse me, okay I accept it for the sake of my treasure. Isn't it just a apprenticeship?"  Well, I¡¯ll pay my respects to my second aunt.OK!  "

    I was secretly feeling proud when I suddenly heard the voices of Biaozi and Erpang coming from the door: "Master Bu, we're going in!"

    As soon as I turned my head, Liu Dajin took the opportunity to rush up the mountain and snatched the alms bowl with his hands.

    "Haha, brat, if you want to smash my baby, don't even think about it. Today you cheated again and again and you didn't get the chance to beat me. I will challenge you to a duel someday and I will definitely beat you to your knees. Keep that string of prayer beads for me. Next time  When I beat you until your teeth are all over the floor, why don't you trade it for your life!"

    The fake monk Liu Dajin held the baby as if he were his own child, said a few words and rushed into the forest like a storm, disappearing outside the wall in the blink of an eye.

    "My husband, are you okay? Where did this fake monk come from, and how can he be so good at beating me?" Baguio hurriedly came up and wiped the dirty water from my face.

    I smiled and said, "Generally speaking, this man is quite a man. If he hadn't grabbed the alms bowl just now, he could have sneak-attacked me, or backhandedly attacked Cui Qi and you, but he only took back the alms-bowl.  It shows that he at least has a good heart."

    While talking, Biaozi and Erpang entered the yard.  Cui Qi quickly shouted: "Don't go forward, there are seven-step soul-removing needles on the ground!"

    Biaozi and Erpang made a move. Although they didn¡¯t know what the Seven-step Soul-Removing Needle was, when they heard Cui Qi¡¯s tone, they knew it was something different. The two of them took a few steps back!

    I shook my head and smiled: "Don't worry, come here, there is no seven-step soul-removing needle. This monk can't even do a sneak attack on me, how could he give me a black needle? He is bluffing me!"

    When the two of them saw the dead fish, they were stunned with shock. After a long while, they raised their fingers and pointed at the giant catfish and stammered: "Oh my god, Master Bu, is this thing capable of eating corpses and hurting people? It must weigh two to three hundred kilograms."  Bar!"

    I smiled and said: "Pull me back, you guys are working hard in the bureau, just in time to make soup."

    When the two of them saw the vomited dead cats and dogs as well as the white maggots on the ground, they immediately retched and waved their hands: "Mr. Luo, your joke is so disgusting, tsk tsk, once this thing is removed, it will be a double happiness!"

    "Double happiness?" I was stunned and said, "How come that one of you two got married and had children? Or did one of you have successful hemorrhoid surgery and foreskin amputation?"

    Biaozi lowered his voice and said: "Master Bu, I have the confidence. Tonight, in Nanjo Alley, the man who bought the jade coupons is here" (Remember the website address: www.hlnovel.com
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